What does a unicorn call its father?
Why shouldn't you believe what dragons say?
Because they're full of hot air!
What's gray and wrinkly and jumps every 20 seconds?
An elephant with the hiccups!
What do you call it when there are a bunch of giraffes stuck on a street?
A gi-raffic jam!
What's soft, white, and comes from Mars?
What do you get if you cross a galaxy and a toad?